Maryanne, Magdelina, Margaret, and Maria posed no threat whatsoever to the housewives of Jhesephat City. The four women were known as the MMMM Gang. You’d pronounce that as if you were humming.
At first you might be surprised to learn that the MMMM Gang was loved by all women. You will understand why when you notice the MMMM Gang was feared by all men.
The simple fact was that all four single women were devoid in any quality of physical beauty as accepted by Polite Society in those days. In truth, it was generally accepted by everybody who was not utterly blind that the MMMM Gang, to a woman and with no uncertainty about it, was disturbingly ugly.
